Sunday, December 14, 2008

What does it take to get a date with Anne Hathaway?



Well one way to do it is show up to a charity soiree she's attending, and hope she decides to auction herself off. And three lucky schlubs lucked out and got just such an opportunity at an event to benefit the Trevor project.

 “I’m not usually very forward, but I thought if there was ever a crowd for me to do something like this, this is my crowd so I would like to auction myself off,” Hathaway announced, “for drinks somewhere fabulous and basically get you totally s***faced. Tell me what I’m worth.”

 If I knew that all it took to get up close and personal with Hathaway’s mesmerizing cleavage was a measly $12k, I would have sold one of my kidneys to the black market years ago. Add the fact that there would be heavy drinking involved and the possibility that Miss Hathaway could possibly end up tipsy and more open to my irresistible persuasion, well, for that I’d even be open to giving up an appendage… 


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