Saturday, December 27, 2008

K-fed

In the midst of all drama that surrounds K-fed he has managed to find himself a girlfriend. Well, it was to much to ask for that she would be normal! Of course, what sane girl would go for him? Victoria prince his new girlfriend come swith some decent baggage. Not as much as his first! in case you were wondering, here is what we know so far about Victoria. She is 26, 6'0 ft tall, likes to bowl, of which she and K-fed are members of the Party Animals bowling team.  Back in high school she allegedly "waged a terror campaign against three kids at her high school." The parents of the kids even had to file a temporary restraining order against her. However, the  judge rejected it and told the school and or school board to handle it.

She was also once charged with possession of a dangerous weapon on school premises. Turns out this crazy bitch carried a  STUN GUN on her! Supposedly for "protection!" Right, I guess she couldn't find any pepper spray or mace?

She was also charged with possession of alcohol by a minor.

Oh, and just last year she was arrested for "assault and disturbing the peace." She pled not guilty and the case was eventually dismissed.

Looks like K-fed's got himself another keeper! K-fed wear a condom, don't let your supersperm impregnate this one!!!

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