Samantha Ronson

Apparently, Samantha Ronson is Suffering from Depression! What does she have to be depressed about? And on top of that, apparently she's now making millions of dollars; For plugging her iPod in, pressing play and then going off to the bathroom to squeeze on HoHan's clit or something. Speaking of HoHan, there has been speculation that she's the whole reason why SamHo is raking in all this cash. 

When SamHo started eating HoHan's carrot muffin, her rate went from $1,500 to as much as $25,000 a night. An inside source said that promoters know that if they book SamHo her partner in pussy is probably going to tag along. The source went on to say, “Sam’s now asking for a lot more money to spin, and she’s getting it easily.”

One of SamHo's friends said she doesn't need HoHan to make cash. “She’s always had money, and relied more on riding the coat tails of her[famous DJ brother Mark] for getting gigs. In fact, She says Sam made Lindsay hot again! Ya, Right!

Who cares why SamHo is making $25,000 a night! The fucked up thing is that she's making that much to seriously put her iTunes  on "party shuffle."  SamHo is at best a mediocre DJ. She just stands there with a frown on her face all night, poking at her laptop. She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.

SamHo is not an A list DJ. Now way that  bitch deserves $3 million a year.