Suri Cruise

 Normally we see Suri being toted around by Mom, Katie. But, on this fateful day we got a shot of Tom spending quality time with Suri. The reason for this post is to discuss something very disturbing. Suri who only like 2 yrs old gets fan mail! Apparently, most of the dumb dumbs writing Suri want to know where she gets her clothes. Do these crazies realize that she can't read? Suri probably will never learn how to read. All she has to do is wear hot clothes, flip off the paps and get carried around. Why bother learning how to read, write or walk?

I don't even want to know what the other letters say. That other shit probably has the PedoBear stamp of approval on it. Suri Cruise a 2 yr old baby famous! Even more famous than her raggedy ass parents. She has the fan mail to prove it! Creepy?Most definitely a Yes.

Star Magazine says that the world famous superbaby known as Suri gets around 100 pieces of fan mail a day from around the planet earth. If the Postal Service delivered shit from other planets, she'd probably get alien lovers from around the damn universe writing her.

A source tells Star, "She's even more popular than her superfamous parents. She has such a huge following that I'm surprised there isn't a Web site dedicated to her yet." Oh, I bet there is! But in my opinion that's just really, really, really creepy and wrong!!!

Tom  definitely screens all the fan mail Suri gets. He probably replies to every single one with an autographed picture of Suri. Gross. Suri is seriously going to need to therapy and lots o restraining orders and personal security when she’s older possibly . She is better off running away and joining the circus.