Wednesday, December 31, 2008

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!





HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! This has been an exciting and fun year for us, here's hoping for another year of continued fun, success and exploration. I thought it only fitting to leave you with images of 3 of the world's hottest women. 2 of whom are on the Top ten most googled list! Enjoy, Best Wishes and much Success to All in the New Year!

Keisha Chante...

Although Chante's acting resume is a short one, she has starred in a number of independent flicks and boasts a 2006 R&B album out called2U with another on the way.

Sources say she was selected for her striking resemblance to the multi Grammy-nominated Aaliyah. What do U think?

Here's hoping she's able to carry the role of Aaliyah?

Vegetable Oil Flight

On Tuesday, an Air New Zealand airplane successfully completed a flight that used a hybrid veggie oil fuel. This bio fuel could lower airplane emissions and cut costs, according to airline reps.

One engine of a Boeing 747-400 airplane was powered by a 50-50 blend of oil from Jatropha plants and standard A1 jet fuel. There's been a real push this year for alternative fuels by airlines, which were slammed by super high oil costs earlier in the year.

Coupled with the massive economic crisis at hand it's not surprising that cost-saving innovations are being embraced. An Air New Zealand rep couldn't say if the veggie oil blend would be cheaper than standard jet fuel, since Jatropha is not yet produced on a commercial scale.

Biofuels were once dismissed for use in aviation because most freeze at the low temperatures up in the skies. But this new test shows Jatropha, whose seeds yield an oil already used to produce fuels like biodiesel, has an even lower freezing point than jet fuel.

Air New Zealand Chief Executive Rob Fyfe said to the media, "Today we stand at the earliest stages of sustainable fuel development and an important moment in aviation history."

The company has also stated that their goal is to become the world's most environmentally sustainable airline. We hope they reach that goal and that the others follow suit!

Charles Barkley

 What does a off the radar ex-athlete do with his time. Well he gets himself arrested for D.U.I!!!

Elle Macpherson



Lil Wayne Slip & Slide

Dj Am Speaks Out...

DJ AM took to his blog to clear up a yucky rumor that's floating out there regarding the airplane crash lawsuits he's filed.

Here's what he has to say:

Hello All, 

Normally I don't feel like I NEED to make a statement like this, but after I read some recently reported untruths I feel like I have to. I want to take a second to address the hurtful posts and clear up any misunderstandings any of you may have about my law suit. I would NEVER sue the deceased pilots' estates or personal holdings. I am more than grateful that I survived this horrible accident and I'd never try to take anything from those that didn't. Despite the misinterpretations of the lawsuit, this suit is against the insurance companies that insured the pilots. I'm not after Sarah's or James' personal estates nor their property. Everyone involved in this suit has suffered a great deal, and I would not do anything to make matters worse for the deceased family and friends. Daily I live with the guilt and grief of what happened that night, what I saw, who was lost and why I was spared. I have no words to express the pain that comes with knowing four people died, while I lived.

We hear AM and Travis Barker are reuniting for their first performance post-crash at LA's Wiltern Theater tonight, New Year's Eve. You're in our thoughts AM and Travis! Enjoy the night with your friends and family!

And hopefully those that lost loved ones in that tragic plane crash are not suffering, at least not for tonight.

Chanel

No one is safe in this economy, not even Chanel. The house of quilted-handbag fame plans to cut 200 jobs — 10 percent of its production team — effective Wednesday, as the luxury sector brazens the credit crisis. The house will cut sixteen jobs from the Chanel boutique on rue Cambon in the heart of Paris' fashion district. Others affected include staff on fixed-term and temporary contracts. The Guardian reports that some are calling the layoffs Chanel's "worst crisis" since Coco herself let the entire staff go at the start of the war in 1939.

The announcement is no great surprise considering Chanel recently called of its too-fabulous-for-the-times Mobile Art Exhibit. Chanel says it's just not selling enough stuff these days and confessed it didn't make sense to pursue ventures "where we weren't selling anything." (Yes, it was chock-full of sense before the market tanked.) Chanel's in a pretty full boat, it seems. Louis Vuitton has delayed the opening of a giant store. Bulgari is too nervous to give a financial projection for 2009. And Prada "shocked" Milan over Christmas when they put up sale posters in their store windows. Didn't they hear they can put things on sale and not tell anyone about it until they walk into the store? We know times are tough, but that is just kind of, well, embarrassing. You know those Europeans are so judging them.

Robert Pattison Defends Fellow Thespian...

Twilight star, Robert Pattinson, defended the late Heath Ledger after a comedian at the Improv in Hollywood did an "impression" of Ledger. Entertainment wise via the print copy of Us Magazine reports:

The comedian on stage is said to have simulated Heath convulsing on the floor,  in reference to the alleged overdose he took in January earlier this year. According to U.S reports Robert and his pals immediately began booing and yelling at the distasteful routine. Onlookers say the boys shouted, "F**k you! You suck! Leave Heath Ledger alone!"

Hey, Your not allowed to make fun of the dead, unless you can do it and make a crowd laugh, while your doing it! And this hack obviously was trying material way out of his league!!

Prince Harry



 Here we find Primce Harry and his longtime girlfriend Chelsey Davy enjoying some together time on the beach of Mauritus.  What's that Chelsea decides to go for a Charmin squeeze! Damn, we've been spotted! Ok, lets get a bit more sun and prepare for a night of partying!!

Katy Perry


Katy Perry decided to spend her Holidays in the warmth and comfort of a villa in Mexico!! Wow, she' s got tight little body on her! Who Knew? 

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson is complaining yet Again about how Attractive she is… ! She claims her ’sex symbol’ status is just a phase and she hopes to grow out of it. I know how she feels. She’s got nothing to worry about, once her looks start to go and people can base their perception of her purely on her acting skills. We’ll never hear from her again until she dies and they show a picture of her at the Oscars and every body says ” I remember her, she was a hot number back then.”

Matt Dillon Arrested

Matt Dillon was arrested in Newbury, Vermont recently on charges of "I'm an actor and So laws do not apply to me." WCAX-TV reports:  
Academy award winning movie star was arrested in Vermont. State Police stopped Matt Dillon, who was traveling 106 miles per hour on Interstate 91 in Newbury. He is due in court next month to answer to a charge of excessive speed. The 44-year-old Dillon has appeared in dozens of movies and won an Oscar for his role in the 2004 film Crash. He also appeared in other popular movies including Something About Mary and You, Me and Dupree

Diamonds and Dildos

Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics is getting into the fuck toy business. Dave worked with the Jimmy Jane company to create a $1,400 pussy throbber with a satin finish and a band of 28 diamonds, around it. The vibrator also has a guitar pick attached to it with the lyrics from his song "Let's Do It Again" written on it. When you drop 1400 clams on this shit, you can also download the song for free.

The Sun says Dave is also putting out a cheaper vibrator with the same company for $140.

I know diamonds are a girl's best friend, but I doubt your vag cares about that shit. For $1,400 Dave's vag rod better do a lot more than just rub your lady business with some stupid ass diamonds. That shit better tickle your ass lips, hit the spot and at the same time and talk dirty to you.

Afterwards, it better get you a warm towel, light candles, spoon you, whisper sweet nothings into your ear and brush your hair as you fall into a deep slumber. When you wake up, that vibrator better have a 5-course breakfast waiting for you along with a perfectly warm bubble bath and Annie Lennox herself serenading your ass while you bathe. That's what a 1,400 dollar vibrator should do!

Blue Balls

Before you start to read this shit, a rep for Blue Man Group told TMZ that the dude in this story is lying and he's not a member of their group of blue men who throw toilet paper rolls at audience members. The police in Chicago said that dumb dumbs lie on their arrest reports all the time and they haven't done a background check on the possibly faux Blue Man yet. Maybe he meant Blew Man? That would make more sense. It's still fucking hilarious because who pretends to be a Blue Man? The dude's real name is probably Tobias Funke. And now here's the original story:

This shit was made for PUNS!!!

Two dudes were busted by the cops in Chicago last night for trying to bust nuts in a public park. One of the men is an actor in Blue Man Group. His name is Darren Stephens. Samantha, come get this bitch! Endora does not approve.

The other dude's name is Michael Pressler and he's an assistant principal at Maine East High School. Wiki says the high school's color is blue and their mascot is the Blue Demon. Don't you love it when these things write themselves?

According to the Daily Herald, the Blow Blue Man was caught blowing the assistant principal on a park bench at a lakefront park on Chicago's North Side at around 5:45pm. They were arrested and charged with getting sexay while on Chicago Park property.

Get ready to hit the gong..... Obviously, both dudes were left with a serious case of "blue" balls. GONG!

Seriously, who the fuck sucks dick at 5:45pm on a park bench? Don't look at me! Don't! If you need to get dirty at 5:45 in the evening, take your act to a bush, a public bathroom or even a sewer tunnel (don't judge). Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!

And it's a shame that Darren Stephens wasn't arrested in his Blue Man makeup. That mug shot would rival all fucking mug shots.

Dicaprio's Thoughts

"Success is not something to be flippant about because it can easily go away. It is so much about timing. I know how difficult it is to be a working actor, let alone being in a position to choose the projects you want to do."

- Leonardo DiCrapio tells You magazine

Worst Football Team Ever...

 The Detroit Lions the first team in NFL History to have a winless season since the expansion!!! Let's see, if they can redeem themselves next season?

Paparazzi damage

TomKat

Actor Tom Cruise and his wife Katie Holmes are living in fear after receiving death threats.

Sources close to the star, a leading Scientologist, say the threats are believed to have come from groups opposed to the religious organisation.

The Mail on Sunday can reveal that security has been stepped up around Cruise, 46, Holmes, 30, and their two-year-old daughter Suri.

The couple now live at separate locations and move around in bomb-proof vehicles.

Other protesters have been angered by Cruise’s portrayal of Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg – who was at the centre of the 1944 plot by Nazi officers to assassinate Adolf Hitler – in the film Valkyrie.

Last week Cruise attended the Los Angeles premiere of the movie, which was targeted by protesters from the anti-Scientology group Anonymous. He has been forced to increase security around his family since then.

'The threats are perceived to be so great that the FBI has been alerted,’ said a source. 

Cruise is due to fly to London for the UK premiere on January 21. ‘Tom is terrified. He doesn’t feel safe anywhere,’ the source added.

Cruise has spent £5million on an underground bunker in the grounds of his estate in Colorado. In August, threats were made to place anthrax in the air vents of his Los Angeles office.

DMX faces Music

The most arrested celebrity of the year, DMX, has finally faced the music. On Tuesday morning, he appeared in a Maricopa County, Arizona courthouse to plead guilty four times in three different cases.

Here's the breakdown:

Case 1: Guilty to one count of cruelty to animals and one count of possession of narcotic drugs.
Case 2: Guilty to theft.
Case 3: Guilty to possession of marijuana.

It was also reported that all additional charges against him were dropped as part of a plea agreement.

The former hit maker will be sentenced on January 30, 2009. To SEE how much more trime in The Big House he gets!

Russell Crowe Fat?

No one wants to see fat rolls on a man in tights on the Big Screen!!!

The UK's Daily Mail reports that thesp Russell Crowe has been told by acclaimed director Ridley Scott to slim down for his role as the sheriff of Nottingham in the forthcoming Robin Hood film. Scott will be the guy at the helm of the Robin Hood movie.

The British director is credited for making tubster Crowe a star by casting him in Gladiator, a role that won him the Best Actor Oscar. An insider revealed, "Ridley is one of the only directors on earth who could ask Russell to slim down. He's hoping by the time March comes around that Russell will have shed some pounds." Who doesn't want the return of Gladiator Russell! Sluttyienna Miller is probably relieved to hear this news. Sluttyienna will play the role of Maid Marian in the film. If she's on board we're sure there's going to be lots of steamy, sexy scenes. 

Bet she was looking forward to by a romp in the hay or sheets, but wasn’t expecting a hefty Sized Russell!!!

Cate Blanchett

The lovely Cate Blanchett reveals that her marriage of 11 years would most likely end if she ever got plastic surgery. She says, "I haven't done anything, but who knows. Andrew said he'd divorce me if I did anything."

Cate, don't worry, you'll be married for another 5-10 years more we guess. Cuz right now you still look gorgeous! A decade from now, well you might need a little lift, If that makes you feel better.

The 39 year-old Cate adds, "I'm not a spokesperson against the world of injectables. If you grow up in an environment where your mother gets you a boob job when you turn 18, what hope is there? But I didn’t grow up in that world. The reason I went to train as an actor was that I was interested in it for the long haul. You can become very self-obsessed, but you've got to keep looking outward."

And after having three boys, Cate should be happy she still looks so good.

She says of her life after childbirth, "When you've had children, your body changes; there's history to it. I like the evolution of that history; I'm fortunate to be with somebody who likes the evolution of that history. I think it's important to not eradicate it. I look at someone's face and I see the work before I see the person…."

So, does that mean she'll have more kids?

She adds, "Who knows? Don't close those doors. The world is very overpopulated, but we do make nice ones. They all look like Andrew. To say he has dominant genes would be an understatement."

And the actress gets even more poetic when she mentions that some people get surgery out of the fear of getting old. She says, "If you're doing it out of fear, that fear's still going to be seen through your eyes. The windows to your soul, they say."

The phantom returning...

Andrew Lloyd Webber is set to make theatrical history by whoring out his Phantom of the Opera sequel to not one city, not two, but three cities at the same time next year.

The musical will open on Broadway, in London, and possibly in Shanghai.

The sequel, called Phantom: Love Never Dies has yet to be cast, but Sir Webber says, "We are pretty clear who our Phantom is going to be — I can’t say who." The story takes place a decade later on Coney Island, where the Phantom reunites with Christine.

Could it get any cheesier?

The play hit a temporary setback in May when Otto, Webber's cat, accidentally deleted the score while stepping around on the piano keys. A few months later Otto paid for his misdeed when he was run over and killed by a car.

The sequel is cursed! 

H.S.V. and Celebrities


It seems celebrities aren't immume to the Gift that keeps on Giving! What gift is that?The  Herpes Simplex Virus also known as Herpes Labialis or to us common folk as a cold sore! Plenty of celebrities have had them Paris Hilton, both Tom Cruise's wives have it! and the list goes on... It is easily transmitted and once you get it, its like your parents, yours till ya die!

Dj AM

Travis Barker already filed a lawsuit against people he claims were at fault for the plane crash that left with him burns and killed two of his friends.DJ AM has followed his lead and filed his own lawsuit in Los Angeles yesterday.

DJ AM is suing the estates of the two pilots who died in the crash as well as Clay Lacy Aviation, Global Exec Aviation, Inter Travel & Services Inc, Goodyear Tire and Rubber Co, and Learjet.

In his lawsuit, DJ AM claims when the pilots reached takeoff speed, they knew shit was going down after one of the tires blew out. Instead of taking off, the pilots decided to quit the takeoff, causing the plane to crash and burst into flames. The suit says this was a bad decision made by the pilots.

DJ AM wants cash money for his pain, suffering, lost earnings, property damage? What did you lose?, punitive damages and past and future health-related expenses. Holy Crap can I sue Dj Am? I think I got Carpel tunnel from typing all the shit he's suing for.

Wow. I can understand suing the companies, but suing the estates of the dead pilots? I wonder if the pilots left behind any kids that need food, clothes and a roof over their heads. It seems a little extreme to try to fuck with the families of the dead pilots, I know that we don't know the details, but whoa! To me that seems a little extreme since they lost their lives and you’re still alive! I thought it usually was the other way around? Are you really that hurting for money? 

Jay Z Hotel dreams dashed

Last year, it was announced that Jay-Z would be opening up his own hotel, J Hotel, on New York's West Side. Cuz when you have the amount of money he has, you might as well invest and try different things! But, unfortunately, it seems the bad economy has ruined his plans.

Cue the violins!

Apparently, developer Charles Blaichman (of Soho House) can't secure the proper financing for the hotel.So, instead they're just going to try and rent out the former Time Warner Cable warehouse.

It seems Blaichman is having problems borrowing an estimated $370 million for three hotels, one of which would have been a venture with Jay-Z. So what's a rapper to do now?


Timbaland...

With the economy, in a state of disaster. What a bad time to screw someone out of money, especially during the holidays. But it seems that Timbaland apparently doesn't care!

We found out that the musician wanted to decorate his Miami mansion for the holidays. So he purchased lots of flowers and lights from The White Tulip Florist in Miami Beach. The bad part! He still owes them thousands of dollars on his bill!

The Florida florists are claiming the rapper owes them over $10,000 in decorations. And they're suing for it. The company has filed legal papers to put a lien on Timbaland's mansion since they claim he purchased $25,850 worth of flowers, trees, and lights. And he still owes them $11,450!

And according to reports, the rapper was upset once he viewed the bill and demanded to see the wholesale cost of the items he had purchased. But even after seeing the list of prices he still didn't pay up. Dumb Ass! That's why you ask for the prices BEFORE you buy anything!

HollyWierd still smoking like a Chimney...



What ya got there, Katherine,  Salma Hayek, and Eva?

The "Ugly Betty" star is the latest closet celebrity smoker to be exposed after she was spotted puffing away on American Spirits this weekend in Beverly Hills alongside her 1-year-old daughter, Valentina.

Cameras caught the secret smoker outside Neiman Marcus as she lit up while her mom and tiny tot waited. Hayek told Marie Claire last year that she got hooked on cigarettes while filming "Frida" - and subsequently quit last April. "It's the sexiest vice you could possibly pick," she said. "I've tried to quit before. But this time I'm done with it. I've changed."

But the 42-year-old isn't the only star who tries to keep her nicotine addiction under wraps for fear of a negative fan reaction. "Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria Parker was desperate to keep her habit a secret after she was caught in the act while vacationing in Puerto Rico earlier this month.

"She hates to be photographed smoking," says X-17 owner Frank Navarre. "But we get her once in a while." But why, all the secrecy?  "It's so taboo," says Antonia Russo, a Manhattan image consultant who specializes in advising performing artists.

Not only does does the habit work against Hollywood's health conscious image, she says, but it's counterintuitive to being a role model for teens.

"There's definitely a concept of 'people who smoke just don't care about themselves' or they're socially irresponsible," she says. As a role model, "you wouldn't want to be a part of that."

Teen idol (and frequent smoker) "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad never appears on her hit reality show with a cigarette - and goes to great lengths to abstain from puffing in public. "She avoids it," says Navarre. Onetime closet smoker Britney Spears now openly flaunts her Marlboro Lights, while Anne Hathaway just admitted she was a smoker for years - before she quit this summer.

And new mom Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was a top-secret smoker who went to great lengths to hide her habit before she became pregnant, even ducking behind a pal when one of our reporters caught her in the act last year. The new crop of young actors and actresses are becoming more then social smokers, but in the face of losing endorsements and role model staus they are going to great lengths to hide they nasty habit.

The American Lung Association frowns upon star smokers, but still holds the tobacco industry responsible for influencing teens.

The organization "does not blame smokers, celebrity or otherwise," says spokesman Heather Grzelka. "The tobacco industry is guilty of causing nearly 400,000 deaths due to smoking related illnesses each year." "There is nothing glamorous about a product that causes death and disease," she adds.

But, according to Navarre, celebrities don't seem to care about smoking's nasty side effects. "A lot of celebrities smoke - a lot," he said. "Young Hollywood is still a big smoker. The anti-smoking campaign has had LITTLE or NO effect on them."

Valentines Day...

NY Daily News is reporting that J. Lo and Marc Anthony (Skeletor) will be divorcing right after Valentine's Day.

How Romantic!! Happy Valentine's, We're Divorced!

A source tells the paper, “Marc and Jennifer are planning on announcing their divorce right after Marc’s show at Madison Square Garden on Feb. 14. Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven’t been right for a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet farewell. They’re definitely planning a clean break in February.”

The "happy" couple have been married for over four years already and even renewed their marriage vows back in October. But, a source reveals that it didn't help the marriage and that a divorce is sure to come next year.

Adding, “Marc’s ready to move on. The fighting has been too much for him to handle lately.”

We're sure Marc Anthony (Skeletor's) ex-wife and mother of his two children, Miss Universe Dayanara Torres is getting a kick out of this. If you recall, Marc married J. Lo less than a week after his divorce from Dayanara!

Top Ten Google searches...

Google has just released it’s list of most searched celebrities for 2008 with of all people  Kim Kardashian leading the way. I don’t know how our big assed friend got to the top of the list but I suspect it has a lot to do with her spending hours and hours (whoring herself out) I mean taking photos and putting her name on every apparel item she can find, then googleing herself. That sounds a lot dirtier than it is. (She a milder American version of Katie Price aka Jordan)
  1. Kim Kardashian
  2. Lindsay Lohan
  3. Heath Ledger
  4. Britney Spears
  5. Arianna Huffington
  6. Angelina Jolie
  7. Jessica Alba
  8. Tila Tequila
  9. Megan Fox
  10. Miley Cyrus

Monday, December 29, 2008

Nicola Maclean



 Well the best reason to post this was to make you forget you just saw Michael Jackson without a surgical mask or head scarf on. I know alot people refer to Marc Anthony as Skeletor, but I think Jacko should inherit that name due to the even more pronmounced features he now exhibits. Enough of that talk, Why does the U.K. have so many damn smart, sexy, well built women? Can we get a few them transplanted across the pond or can we go into contraversial territory and clone them? My choices are Nicola Maclean,  Keeley Hazell, and Rhiann. 

Jacko Speaks

Michael Jackson's official and sole spokesperson, Dr. Tohme Tohme, in response to recent rumors regarding Michael's alleged medical condition, has issued the following statement:

"Concerning this author's allegations, we would hope in the future that legitimate media will not continue to be exploited by such an obvious attempt to promote this unauthorized 'biography.'

The writer's wild allegations concerning Mr. Jackson's health are a total fabrication.

Mr. Jackson is in fine health, and finalizing negotiations with a major entertainment company & television network for both a world tour and a series of specials and appearances."

Happy Festivus

 Happy Festivus!! If you celebrate it, you'll understand the picture! if you want to know google it...

Mogwi

Since noone magazine wanted to burn money, The Wentz's decided to post an image of their spawn on their blog. Boy, I feel bad for this kid. He's going to need alot of therapy growing up, with these two as his parents and the name he's saddled with until he's legally able to change it. I could go on, but its the holidays!

The PAP Mobile...



Here are the first images of Paris driving around California in her customized pink Bentley. It looks like Paris won't need to call paparazzi on her Ed Hardy Icing phone anymore they will now if Paris is in the area! What's up with the Andy Warhol style sunglasses? 

Beckhams Holiday Dinner

 Here are the Beckhams in their Sunday best, after having a Family Holiday meal together.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Marissa Miller



This Photoshoot with Marissa Miller looks like it was a lot of fun!  But it also had a purpose it was for Sueno Americano. For more Information check out http://suenoamericano.org