Skeletor's Daughter

We have found Skeletors daughter! At first I was skeptical but then upon closer review we noticed tell tale signs of  family resemblance.

Funny Shit...

 That's why you never eat any fruits or vegetables you find in the fridge without a thorough sterilizing!!!

Vegetarian PORN

It seems that NBC and the superbowl ad committee got really scared about getting fine.So they banned this commercial.

Mmm Beer...

The favorite pastime of the homelsss,underaged and hard done by Hollyweird children!!!

Finally a Company with Good Economic News

US fast-food giant McDonald's said Monday its 2008 net profit soared 80 percent from a year, lifted by growing demand from consumers seeking low-cost meals in a deepening global recession.

Net profit for the full year totaled 4.3 billion dollars, compared with 2.3 billion in 2007, the Oak Brook, Illinois-based company said in a statement.

Excluding exceptional items, earnings per share were 3.76 dollars, widely exceeding consensus market forecasts of 3.63 dollars.

The robust annual results came despite a sharp 23 percent decline in fourth-quarter net profit to 985 million dollars, from 1.273 billion in the 2007 fourth quarter. Fourth-quarter earnings per share were 87 cents, above expectations of 83 cents.

"2008 was a strong year for McDonald's," chief executive Jim Skinnersaid in the statement.

"Through our strategic focus on menu choice, food quality and value, the average number of customers served per day increased to more than 58 million in 2008."

The global fast-food giant said it saw growth in comparable sales and customer counts across all segment for ever quarter, and double-digit growth in operating income for the final quarter and the year.

Global comparable sales in 2008 increased 6.9 percent. That included rises of 4.0 percent in the United States, 8.5 percent in Europe, and 9.0 percent in Asia/Pacific, Middle East and Africa, the company said.

Cost-focused companies such as McDonald's and budget retailers generally have weathered the global financial crisis better than others as consumers seek ways to stretch their dollars.

Briitany releases a single

Hey in the land of Hollyweird with all the musical technology out there they can make almost anyone sound good. Just dont ask most of them to sing an acoustic version of their song , unless you want to have your eyes, ears and nose suddenly start oozing blood...

Linda Evangelista

 Classic Beauty. How do they do it? With grace and style Linda glides into a show during Paris Fashion Week. 

Helena Christensen

Hot Damn! Helena showing all the rookies and up and coming models how its done!!!

Elle Mcpherson

 Even after all these years she's still got it!! And what's this I see a landing strip? Hey, if I had the opportunity I'd land there. 

Hathaway and the Hat

There was no real need or purpose for this post other then; Damn, she looks hot here. 

Busty Baird

Diora Baird is an American actress and former model for Guess? She has appeared in films such as Wedding Crashers and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning.

Mariah has lost touch!!!

Mariah Carey was shocked after being treated like a common celebrity at the Neighborhood Ball Tuesday night in Washington, and not the ultra-super-duper-important celebrity she actually is. Organizers even had the gall to seat Carey in the VIP section with such low-rent celebs as Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys, and Bruce Springsteen. Ugh, the nerve! And what's with the attempt to steal Aretha Franklins look?

Jenna Jameson

 Wow Jenna is absolutely Huge and has that amazing motherhood glow and now we wait to see what the prodigy will look like. The funniest part about this is now one wanted to the the progeny that is mogwi. But I'm willing to bet there is a alot more interest in people waanting  to see Jenna's first offspring!!!

Repo need to Repoed...

The only thing to say about Paris and Repo the genitic Opera. I'll give you an A for the effort.

Mccord at play

 Its never a good sign when you are seen pulling up painted on jeans. You are aready a size nothing. And she's now thinking damn I forgot they were there!

Miss America

Katie Stam always dreamed of becoming Miss America, but she bypassed the kiddie pageants and waited until she was more mature and sure of herself. Her view of Miss America changed in that time too, and made her want her new title even more.

A day after Stam was crowned Miss America 2009, she told The Associated Press that as a little girl, she considered Miss America more of a figure than a full-fledged job.

"I literally saw this girl who's living out her wildest dream," Stam said, but that view changed as she aged. "As soon as I found out the job description of Miss America, it only attracted me further."

The platform for the 22-year-old University of Indianapolis student is community service, and she says she's eager to start in that role. She planned to fly to New York later Sunday for a series of media interviews about her win.

"It starts right away," Stam said. "Miss America - being the goodwill ambassador for the Children's Miracle Network - that job, that position was laid in my hands the moment they put the crown on my head."

Reigning Miss Americas become spokeswomen for various causes and charities, including the Children's Miracle Network, a partner to the pageant.

Of those responsibilities, Stam said, "I can't wait to get started."

Stam overcame 51 other contestants, a throat infection and laryngitis Saturday night to win the crown. She's the first winner from Indiana in the 88-year pageant.

"My state deserves it," said Stam, whose hometown is Seymour.

She said she wasn't a lifelong pageant contestant, entering her first at age 15.

"I wanted to make sure that I knew who I was and knew what I had to offer, so I was a freshman in high school," Stam said. "I didn't do any of the kiddie pageants because, like I said, I wanted to wait."

Stam rose to the top of the field after strutting in a black bikini and an off-the-shoulder, white lace evening gown, then singing "Via Dolorosa" and denouncing the use of performance-enhancing drugs among professional athletes. Along with the title, Stam won a $50,000 scholarship.

First runner-up Miss Georgia Chasity Hardman took home a $25,000 scholarship.

Stam said she still hopes to pursue another childhood dream - becoming a television news anchor - after her one-year reign as Miss America ends. She was one semester away from finishing her bachelor's degree in communications, but didn't know exactly when she would graduate because of her new duties, she said.

"Who knows what kind of opportunities will be ahead of me after my year as Miss America, but I can't wait," Stam said. "It's a dream and a goal of mine that I've had for a long time, and I can't wait to pursue that."

 

 

Cant even headline a chili cookoff!!!

Oh how far you've fallen! and my what curves you've gained!! Is it just me or is Jessica gained some seroius weight? Because for a minute there I almost confused her for one of the Judds minus the the talent and whats with the tongue action,was the chili to spicy for ya?

Jessica Simpson. How can you not feel a connection with someone under the spell of a bumbling cowboy after our own dalliances of the past eight years?  Alan Jackson headlines along with other stars of country music, performed at the 99.9 Kiss Country Chili Cookoff  at C.B. Smith Park in Pembroke Pines.  

Like any good Texan, Jessica Simpson knows Blue Bell Ice Cream is coming to South Florida and, really, you don't know what you've been missing. You'll find it at all tri-county Publix, Winn-Dixie and Albertsons stores beginning Feb. 2, which really ought to be some kind of state holiday. In honor of the occasion, the "Little Creamery in Brenham" ( Texas) will introduce a new flavor: Tropical Paradise is a blend of coconut ice cream, pineapple, macadamia nuts and coconut sauce. If cliche isn't your flavor, look out for Blue Bell's Pecan Pralines 'n Cream or Caramel Turtle Fudge. Info: bluebell.com.

 

Vandalism

It seems someone thought theyd be creative and deface a few stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 

Danielle Lloyd and friends

Danielle Lloyd and freinds in the lastest issue of Loaded Magazine.

Jessica Alba

Jessica gets better at this role every time I see her. And sheshould stuck with it and never give this role up. It suits her perfectly!!!

Rihanna to SEXY for Malaysia

Ya i dont see this happening with her love for leather, latex and fetish gear on stage. The top image is prime example, it looks as if her private area is ready to shoot pink silly string out at you.  

 The Pan-Malaysian Islamic party (PAS), which has mounted protests against the United States over its support of Israel, says that concertgoers would also contribute to an outflow of local currency to the US.

"Whether Rihanna realises it or not, we know that the taxes she has paid also contributed to the war in Gaza," Kamaruzaman Mohamad, a PAS youth wing leader, told the Star daily.

Kamaruzaman says that the show planned for February 13, part of Rihanna's Good Girl Gone Bad tour, would be an insult to Asian values as she often performs suggestively and wears skimpy outfits.

The event is "akin to insulting Eastern culture, belittling local artistes, internationally causing losses to the country's economy and supporting Israel's war policy, which is supported by America," he said.

Kamaruzaman is urging authorities who issue concert permits in Muslim-majority Malaysia to reject the organiser's application.

The concert's sponsor told the daily that Rihanna has agreed to follow local regulations for her performance, but did not give details. So what is she going to wear on stage then?

US singer Beyonce scrapped a planned concert in Malaysia last year due to fears of protests.

Gwen Stefani went ahead with a performance, but was forced to cover up after complaints about her outfits. 

S.A.G Awards

 The Red Carpet entrances at the recently held SAG Awards. Also Angelina showing Mickey some love.

Bad News Keeps Coming...

Caterpillar, makers of bulldozers, dump trucks and excavators, has announced that they are laying off a whopping 20,000 workers.

Pfizer Inc. has announced that it is buying rival drugmaker Wyeth and plans to cut 8,000 jabs.

Wow, youknow times are tough, first the porn buisness says they need a bailout and now drug companies are consolidating.

Home Depot is closing 41 stores and laying off 7,000 workers, the company just announced

MORE layoffs at Starbucks! The java giants are laying off about another 1,000 workers. The Seattle company already cut 2,000 jobs last year.

Williams-Sonoma is laying off 1,400 people. 

Economists have said up to 1,000,000 jobs may be lost in 09 before we start to see any type of turnaround.

Leona Lewis

Here is Leona Lewis new est single with a cameo by Chace Crawford apparently Chace was flirting up a storm with her

during his time on set with her.

Chelsea kicks prince to the curb?

PRINCE HARRY has split with his girlfriend Chelsy Davy after a five-year relationship.

Harry, 24, began intensive training to become an Army Air Corps helicopter pilot on Monday while Chelsy, 23, is reportedly studying a post-graduate law course at Leeds University.

They have split just weeks after holidaying together, royal sources said last night.

Sources confirmed the couple had parted after the story appeared on the News of the World website.

The newspaper said it was not known what caused the break-up but that friends of Chelsy have said the time the pair spent apart and Harry's lifestyle were to blame.

The report claims it was the decision of the prince's girlfriend to end the relationship.

A royal source confirmed last night that the pair had split up but said the separation was amicable and that they remained friends. The source said the couple had reached the stage in their careers where they could find themselves spending less time together.

The break-up comes after the pair spent some of the festive period on holiday in Mauritius.

They began dating in 2004 but three years later broke up for a short period. They were soon back together again but it now appears the relationship is finally over.

The couple are believed to have met through friends in spring 2004, although they were not pictured together until later. At the time, Harry, then 19, was on a double gap year after leaving Eton, travelling to countries including Australia and Argentina.

Miss Davy, who was born in Zimbabwe, would most likely have been completing her education at smart Cheltenham Ladies' College, located close to Harry's father, the Prince of Wales' Highgrove estate. The pretty blonde is the daughter of millionaire hunting safari operator Charles Davy, whose Zimbabwe connections have, in the past, generated media scrutiny.

For almost three years, the pair sustained a long-distance relationship.

After leaving school, Miss Davy began studying at university in Cape Town, while Harry began his military training at Sandhurst in 2005, later becoming a Cornet in the Blues and Royals.

The couple managed to find time for each other, enjoying holidays in places such as Mozambique and Botswana. In an interview to mark his 21st birthday in September 2005, a devoted Harry described his girlfriend as "very special" and "amazing".

"I would love to tell everyone how amazing she is. But, you know, that is my private life and once I start talking about that, then I've left my own self open, and if anyone asks me in the future, then they'll say 'Oh well hang on, you told them but why aren't you telling us?"' he told Sky News. It was reported that the couple's first separation came after the Prince missed her 22nd birthday party to go to the Rugby World Cup Final in Paris.

The break up marks the end of the young Royal's first serious relationship.

 

Kanye Has Ordained himself yet again...

A message from kwest on Vimeo.

He wants to be known as Martin blah, blah blah  Jr...

Visions of Weird Al

Men have Spoken

Topping the polls for the 'Most desirable woman of 2009' is the stunning Eva Mendes. The poll was based on readers of the Askmen.com to choose their favorite mate based on "intelligence, charisma and ambition". 

As reported by the Usmagazine.com, Megan Fox landed the second spot followed by Marisa Miller third. Keeley Hazell stood fourth and Anne Hathway rounded off the top five

Very Rosie

 

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.She is best known for her work with Victoria's Secret. She is being hailed as the next Kate Moss.Her largest success came in 2008, when she was put on Vogue cover, accompanied by models Eden Clark and Jourdan Dunn, in the November issue.

Katy Perry Nude?

You know how you always here about someone who likes you. Well we found someone who likes like Katy Perry, and she just happens to be  nude. And the similarities I think are quite surprising how closely she resmbles her! So for any of you who have wanted to see Katy Perry nude, this as close as you'll probly ever get!!

Dollhouse

In Dollhouse, Eliza Dushku plays a young woman named Echo, a member of a group of people known as "Actives" or "Dolls." The Dolls have had their personalities wiped clean so they can be imprinted with any number of new personas, including memory, muscle memory, skills, and language, for different assignments. They're then hired out for particular jobs, crimes, fantasies, and occasional good deeds. On missions, Actives are monitored internally (and remotely) by Handlers. In between tasks, they are mind-wiped into a child-like state and live in a futuristic dormitory/laboratory, a hidden facility nicknamed "The Dollhouse". The story follows Echo, who begins, in her mind-wiped state, to become self-aware.

Beyond Dushku's character, the show will also revolve around the people who run the mysterious "Dollhouse" and two other "Dolls", Victor and Sierra, who are friendly with Echo. Although the Actives are ostensibly volunteers, the operation is highly illegal and under constant threat on one end from Paul Ballard, a determined federal agent who has heard a rumor about the dolls, and an insane rogue Active on the other.

Premieres on Fox in Feb on Friday the 13th!!!

Spotted