Elisha Cuthbert

 Well recently Miss Cuthbert was on the receiving end of some pretty harsh words from her dumbass ex -boyfriend who in turn got suspended for 6 games without pay for being a loud abnoxious dumbass publicly. What this incident showed is that no amount of money can save you from yourself. Miss Cuthbert has highlighted a trend that I've noticed happening in Canada, which is that Canadian women are only wanting to date pro athletes, doesn't matter what the sport is. The top sport is hockey, followed closely by basketball, then soccer and football, even tennis players are getting in on the action. The second important thing to remember is Colloquialisms you use in the locker room around the guys, are usually not good etiquette around reporters or camera crews. Oh the media will love you for it, but there is a price to pay!

P.S. Elisha Cuthbert's vagina will not accept packages from anyone except certified professional hockey players, so Avery does kinda have a point. Of course now it's open season for this dude to get a slapshot in the teeth, but if you've ever want to bang Elisha Cuthbert, become a hockey player! That's her drug of choice.