While some of you are considering whoring yourself in a back alley way as a way to pay your rent this month, Mary-Kate Olsen is skipping through department stores and having the greatest time ever!
Page Six claims the troll known as MK was in an elevator at Barney's and said this: "It's really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales. That's where I got this!
Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup packets.
It's kind of fucking funny in a "I'm going to cry" kind of way that the troll known as MK looks hungry and homeless, yet she's one of the lucky ones who gets to take advantage of all these SALES! Seriously, the sales are pretty good. Yesterday, I watched two grouchy cougars fight over some fugly ass scarf because it was like 75% off or some shit. They were screaming for the cops! It was kind of hot actually. Even if you can't afford to buy shit, you should still go to department stores just to watch all the dumb whore’s catfight over the dumbest shit. Hey, It's free entertainment.
What was their idea behind having Hillary Duff visit the N.Y.S.E Trading Floor? Was she supposed to improve morale, make the guys on the floor feel a little better, even as they lose billions upon billions of dollars! Didn't work as you can clearly see it was buisness as usual, traders staring at their trading monitors while she walks by. Now here's some free advice if you wan't to boost morale and have almost every trader in the room forget about their worries and the losses they're incurring invite Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, or Megan Fox... I can almost guarantee that no trading will occur while they are on the floor!!!
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