Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Brandon Crash Dummy



Well it would seem that Brandon Davis doesnt want to be 
filmed anymore after creating a spectacle of himself during the whole "firecrotch" fiasco! Well I'd say he needs to add some big ass mirrors and that device that alerts you as to
when you're about to hit something. Although it looked funny as hell in the visdeo being there in person probly would've been even funnier!!!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Angelina the Procreationist?



 Well if the tabloids have it right. Then Angelina has the most fertile loins on the planet and that makes Brad the most fertile man on the planet. Why is this you say? Well as you see in the above images it looks like Angelina has another bundle of joy on the way. We may wrong and that bulge we see in her dress which is perfectly concentric, may be the results of age and motherhood catching up to the rarefied beauty after having 3 kids or she may just be about 9-12 weeks into adding another one to her constantly growing brood!

Damn You Orlando!!!



 There has rumors swirling around that maybe Orlando Bloom  has become engaged to the leggy Outback Angel! We are in the process of trying to validate these claims, because we wouldnt want to unleash the hounds on him for unsubstantiated rumors. That just bad manners.

Brit X-posed



Well that was one of the most polished lip-sync 
performances 
on a stage
for an audience since Milli Vanilli! If she wasnt lip-syncing then why did the mc use his mic for the interview?

Danielle Lloyd



 It would seem that even the more prim and proper english, suffer from the same malady the U.S does. What malady is that? That would be the malady of: All you need to become famous is be somewhat attractive, Big Mammories, a nude scandal and create some other form of conroversy to keep extending your shelf life. While in reality you have no discernable abilites or other reason for being "Famous"!!!

Trump Casinos sinking again?

It's a bad time to give your lenders a "can we talk?" call, but that's what Trump Entertainment is doing after skipping a $53 million interest payment it was supposed to make Monday.

The casino operator doesn't have enough money, and wants to speak to lenders about reworking its loans. But after Trump casinos have gone into bankruptcy twice, is any lender willing to give it another chance? Investors are guessing no, and Trump shares dived 19% Monday to 25 cents each. It's a hairy situation for Donald Trump, the non-executive chairman of the company and its largest shareholder.

Customers are spending less at casinos than before, the company said. A ban on smoking is also hurting business. And finally, Atlantic City is seeing competition from casinos in Pennsylvania, according to MarketWatch.

"The gaming industry and all sectors of our economy dependent on consumer spending have been hit hard in recent months by the economic challenges occurring across the country," said chief executive Mark Juliano last month. Trump is offloading one of its three casinos, although the deal isn't final yet.

The Atlantic City gambling industry is in a second straight year of declining revenues. Desperate to keep the money flowing, they're trying all kinds of gimmicks to bring out customers. At the Tropicana, Santa’s are running around chasing Hooters girls. Other casinos are having big-money blackjack challenges.

Perhaps the casinos should charge people who want to hear Donald Trump begging lenders for money. That would be the biggest spectacle of all.

Oldest woman in world dies!

Edna Parker, who became the world's oldest person more than a year ago, has died at age 115.
UCLA gerontologist Dr. Stephen Coles said Parker's great-nephew notified him that Parker died Wednesday at a nursing home in Shelbyville. She was 115 years, 220 days old, said Robert Young, a senior consultant for gerontology for Guinness World Records.